THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO SLATERS

Gladys Fordingbridge is definitely the elderly frequent host in the group. She is the only female. Her front room is cluttered with cat hairs and images of distant family members. Her poems consist completely of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, certainly one of which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' with 'discus'.When scaling your busin